Bookish Couple Gifts

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Dad, can you read?"

"We met at the library..."

The Human Ape.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

English major will work for food.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Edna O'Brien

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"By the way, what's your position on some-sex marriage?"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."