Bookish Cat Friend Mugs

The practical psychopath

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

K9 Literati.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Cat with Crown.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

A cat composer

'138 Days without an accident!'