Bookish Browsers Pillows

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'I like Kant.' '...But he's so negative!'

'Oxymorons for morons.'

William Blake.