Bookish Browsers Mugs

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'I like Kant.' '...But he's so negative!'

'Oxymorons for morons.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!