Bookish Aristocrat Mugs

"Is it your turn to star a conversation, or was that last month?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Marcel Proust

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Good boy

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Reading in the family.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Saul Bellow

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Pathology.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

English major will work for food.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Camilo José Cela'

Edna O'Brien

Stephane Mallarme

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Shh, too much racket."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Coffee Table eBooks.

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'