Book Skimmer T-Shirts

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Computer games

Addicted to reading

Reading

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

The writer's world

"Hmmm?!"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Mmm, smell this one."

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"You called me Ishmael!"

Grand Opening

Virtual priority

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

Interest rate remain at all time low...

You Store IT!

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Librarian/Book Whisperer

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Working in a library is not just about books...

Slow down!