Book Signing Regular Pillows

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the Author

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Meet the Authors

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Meet the author.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'