Book Signings Pillows

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the author.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Prepare to meet your author today!

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'I've just finished reading your last book. At least I hope it is!'

First Novels.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

Book publishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Meet the Authors

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!