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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

First Novels.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

Sumo Love.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Meet the Authors

Meet the Oar-thor.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

Meet the author.

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author!'

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Meet the First-time Novelist....