Book Selection T-Shirts

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Rare Books

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Flyfishing for dummies.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder