Book Safety Expert Mugs

Caution falling books

A young Don King

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Frankenfish

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

Library Closures.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'Now don't you go worrying about it. It's only communicable to children!'

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

'Ok, since I'm hopelessly lost, I'll waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"