Book Rescuer Mugs

Superhero Rescues Books.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I have an app for that."

School holidays

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Locking Up Crime

Carl Sandburg.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Rudyard Kipling.

Herman Melville

Condensed Books.