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Superhero Rescues Books.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

School holidays

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Carl Sandburg.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The Re-Giving Tree

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Locking Up Crime

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Rudyard Kipling.

Herman Melville