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Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

School holidays

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Locking Up Crime

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.