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Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"I have an app for that."

School holidays

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Locking Up Crime

The Re-Giving Tree

"I'm still looking, sir?"

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.