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"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

First Novels.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Do it yourself books.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Sue the Author 3PM

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Redhead

Carioca

Tree Funeral

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?