Book Mashup Enthusiasts Gifts

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Popera!

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Robot in Oz.

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Jekyll & Heidi"

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

I see you're still on that subway diet.

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Snake and Football.

'Not scared yet? Just wait until I get to Chapter 11!'

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Moby Poppins

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

Returns. In my thirst for knowledge, I tried blending books.

Very Condensed Books