
Very Condensed Books
Perfect for fans who adore creative crossovers and clever twists, our literary mashup enthusiast collection offers humorous and eye-catching gifts across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show off your passion for books and original storytelling in style and humor. Whether you're a lifelong reader or a quirky gift seeker, find something that sparks imagination and giggles.
Very Condensed Books
Easter Island Cheeseheads
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
Popera!
"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."
A Heavy Metal Musician.
Boxing with your harp
'Bloomin Hippies!'
'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'
Santa Claus
A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.
Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera
Gone with the Wind in the Willows
'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'
Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.
"Jekyll & Heidi"
'Of course, I'm PETER. Who were you expecting...the Tooth Fairy?'
Snake and Football.
Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid
I see you're still on that subway diet.
'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'
Moby Poppins
Tender is the Night of the Iguana
The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?
"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."
Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie
Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies
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