"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"
Book Market Watchdog T-Shirts
Celebrate their vigilance with fun, book-inspired t-shirts. Designed for the passionate book market watchdog, these shirts combine wit and literary flair for everyday wear.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Press Freedom
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
"AI chat bot"
Turkey, present day...
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Three little pigs-mortgage.
'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'
Free press.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
Freedom of the Press
"He really hates all the fake news!!"
News for Sale
BREAKING FAKE NEWS
"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."
The Expert
"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"The enemy of the people!"
Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.
The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth
"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."
Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?
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Book Market Watchdog Mugs
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Book Market Watchdog Pillows
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Book Market Watchdog Prints
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