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Three little pigs-mortgage.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Wall Street In Jail

House hunting is cruel.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"We just need more wiggle room."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

Sales company

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

Estate Agents.

Battery Farm Housing

"Homeowner please help."