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"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Honey, it's for you...something about overdue library books?!'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Smokey The Tree"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Rain Forest

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

The last bird in the last wood...

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Ancient Forest Family Tree

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Locking Up Crime

Deforestation in Romania

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Wildlife Tree

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'