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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

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'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Good book?'

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"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

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'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

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"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'Pop-Up gardening book'

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