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Campaign Rhetoric

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Do it yourself books.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Dummies for Dummies.

K9 Authors.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'Pop-Up gardening book'

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'