Book Lover On A Diet Pillows

Remember, Mrs. Gottfried, no snacking between diet books.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Television Readers.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The Beard in the Stone