Book Lover Of Chaos Gifts

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

A catch-all is born.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Falling for art