Book Lover Of Chaos Gifts

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Fetching some bread

A catch-all is born.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."