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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I have an app for that."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'I've got it written down...'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

The Ordered List

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."