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Man at work on his book.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Isabel Allende

Addicted to reading

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Subway Thrillers

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

You need a new reading light

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

The Curious George pop-down book

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Building Books.

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"