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Man reading a giant book.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I read the audio book."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Universe of reading

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Igloo Art.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Bookshop Adventure

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''