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Man reading a giant book.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm after the history section."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I read the audio book."

Universe of reading

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Igloo Art.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Back to School

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Rapid reading center.

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