Book Deal Dreamer Gifts

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

A Poet

Heaven

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Reading in the family.

'You may have three mergers.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Don Quichotte

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'