Book Cover Judge Pillows

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Pig Cheese

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

Homemade Jam.

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Book Prediction Club

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada, "Jana Gana Mana" from India, "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji, "Patria Amada" from Mozambique and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good but you do create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Would you have this in yellow?

All the President's Semen

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'International Poodle Contest.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

Conductor with zero marks.

"The selection committee turned down my painting as 'tribe and banal' but they'd like to exhibit the envelope I sent it in."

"Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture jacket of your new novel."

Not A Bookstore: Non-books that look like books for folks who don't read books, but want people to think they read books.

A Dust Jacket

Nice bouquet.