Book Cover Aficionado Pillows

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Bibliomaniac

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Richard Hughes.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'