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"Check with our legal people if we can publish a detective story in which the murderer turns out to be the author."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Are you familiar with my oeuvre?'

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"Did you like that mystery book?"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Sue the Author 3PM

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Isabel Allende

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Book Lovers in Richmond

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You'll never believe who's here."