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'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Hiding the electronics.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Sue the Author 3PM

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Book Lovers in Richmond

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Give him his food."

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."