Book Buffs Seeking Humor Gifts

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

The Farmer Sutra.

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

'I didn't read your book, or see the movie, but my mother-in-law told me all about it!'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

How to Meet Sluts.

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"Do you have any immature reading?"

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

Books. Fifty Shades of Grey. check Out. I'd like to return "Fifty Shades of Grey." I thought it was a guide to laundry for bachelors.

You're blinking wrong...

'There are so many books on 'How to Get On'...They don't seem to have had much effect...I suppose you've only 'got on' if you've written a book about it.'

'Not scared yet? Just wait until I get to Chapter 11!'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

Dummy excuses for dummies.

F&E Diner. He was eating a burger and spilled on his book. He just thought it was time to ketchup on his reading!

Returns. In my thirst for knowledge, I tried blending books.

"Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine"