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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

American History/Poetry/Biography.

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Two Hunters.

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"