Photography Blunderer T-Shirts

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

My First Camera

Candid Camera store.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'My first camera'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Giraffe Selfie

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

UFO and snowman

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Tourist of the sea.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

"Looking good... Hold still... Now, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS!'"

"Great - got it! Okay, everybody turn around so we can get the other end. . ."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

Two Hunters.

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

'Say SHIT!'

'I can't get rid of red eye, you've got red eyes.'