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It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"Meet The Author"
Victor Hugo
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Thomas Mann.
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Television Readers.
Voltaire
"Now I really hate poetry."
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
'He likes to power nap.'
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Blue Stockings
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
Silence of the Chickens...
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
Characters jumping out of a book.
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
"I try to write a little bit every day."
Don Quixote
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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