Book Battle Enthusiast Mugs

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Silence of the Chickens...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, this old thing?"