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"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Excess

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

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We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'