Bongo Drums Gifts

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Drummer

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Love in Boom

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Ralph Stanley

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hellbillies.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Like, Real Gone...

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

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