Bomber Crew Mugs

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Local News in Heaven

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

Airport

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Sub Editor

Graffiti Forever!

True Story Movie

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Two reporters interview each other.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Who wants to go first?"

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People of Courage