Boléro Buff Mugs

Maurice Ravel

Theorbo

"Beanirrito"

'Oh Hi!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

We never roam anymore.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Claudius Monteverdi.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

A centi-stampede.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"Is that a new watch?"