Boisterous Team Booster Gifts

Football Hooligan.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Jumping cheerleaders

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Strive to win!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Men can show their emotions!

Official Team Cap With Beard

The commentators want to run the officials...

American Football.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Team Leader