Bodyguards Prints

'Believe me, sir! My wife's steaks are the best bullet proof vests ever!'

"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."

'The President eats out'

"Sorry dude, you can't seek Police-protection at Christmas time: Even the Police canteen has turkey on the menu..."

"We're Timmy's official body guardians."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"He likes it."

High security Santa's grotto

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I need to know who started it."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I'll take this one."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Moulin Rouge Security

Saved...life is good!

Scarecrows guarding a field

Slow Night

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Watchdog on Holiday

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'