Bodybuilding Santa Fan Pillows

Santa 'Arnold' Claus

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Muscles

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Pole dancers

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

The Wonder Gym.

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Handlebar Moustache Man

Try as they might, the female manatees could not keep from ogling Ivan and his six-pack.

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

"Let me help you, dear."

Santa's elevator

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"Do these abs make me look gay?"