Bodybuilding Santa Fan Mugs

Santa 'Arnold' Claus

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

Pole dancers

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

The Wonder Gym.

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'I think it's time for you to start on your cooling-down exercises.'

Try as they might, the female manatees could not keep from ogling Ivan and his six-pack.

Handlebar Moustache Man

"Let me help you, dear."

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Santa's elevator

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I'm afraid I now have no choice but to find you guilty of having killer abs.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."