Body Piercer Mugs

"Can you pierce her bottom lip to her top lip"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

A Tongue Stud.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Orange navel has ring

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"