Body Piercer Prints

"Can you pierce her bottom lip to her top lip"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

A Tongue Stud.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Cybervegan Caf

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea