Body Noises Connoisseur Pillows

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

The Philip Marlow family

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Scarpia's Palace

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Crime Writer's Society.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'