Body Care Enthusiast Pillows

Chiropodist

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Mr Metrosexual.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

How to recover from a bad day

Shaving

New Twenty Blades