Body Art Specialist Pillows

'Is it too ostentatious...'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Devil tattoo.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Snowman Tattoo

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Orange navel has ring

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants