Body Art Appreciator Pillows

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"Hey dude - nice tattoo!"

Really?

'Well...it is Roger and out?'

"I don't know why you wanted a tattoo at your age, Harold!"

"Doris is fine and her tattoo parlor's up and running. But she is my ex-wife now."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Snowman Tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Devil tattoo.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'